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More Mind of McFarland: Another week of stupid thoughts.

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Published April 3, 2012

Here it is: Another week’s worth of my random thoughts about Star Wars, The Hunger Games, asparagus pee, viscachas and their wisdom, songwriting, and grammar nazism. Enjoy!

Mind of McFarland #8 - I wish everything I ate had the same effect as asparagus, so that when I peed it would smell like the hipsters I ate for breakfast.

 

Mind of McFarland #9: Effie Trinket, "May the odds be ever in your favor". Han Solo, "NEVER tell me the odds".

 

Mind of McFarland #10 - I'm pretty sure my cars Odometer measures how many times I've driven past this guy. (picture of Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space 9)

 

Mind of McFarland #11 - I wish I were friends with a Viscacha. I would ask it important questions. They look so very wise.

 

In Canada, the day after Christmas is Boxing Day. I'm pretty sure the day after my birthday is Mud Wrestling Day.

 

Mind of McFarland #13 - Sometimes I wish I were a member of the Decemberists, so I could get away with rhyming "Telekinesis" with "Peloponnesus".

 

Mind of McFarland #14 - I love Simon & Garfunkel, but I can't bring myself to sing the improper grammar of, "I wish I was homeward bound".



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