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Mind of McFarland – Week 1 roundup!

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So I’ve commented in the past that my brain is a fun place to live. About a week ago, I decided that it would be amusing (for me at least!) to share some of those thoughts. I can’t promise that this will continue to be a daily thing, but for the moment I’ve got a lot of  these floating around, so I present to you: The Mind of McFarland week 1 roundup!

Mind of McFarland #1 - If cockroaches looked like tiny sheep, would we still want to kill them?

 

Mind of McFarland #2 - Whenever I see someone wearing a huge rasta hat, I like to imagine that's the shape of their skull

 

Mind of McFarland #3 - My girlfriend told me that she was claustrophobic. I told her, "It's ok, we don't have to celebrate Christmas."

 

Mind of McFarland #4 - Someone told me they'd like to see my head on a pike. I thought that would look pretty silly.

 

Mind of McFarland #5 - Whenever someone rings my doorbell, my mind adds "The Witch Is Dead".

 

Mind of McFarland #6 - A friend of mine hates zoos, but is ok with raising animals for food. I suggest a combination zoo/restaurant. "I'll have the white tiger steak, please."

 

Mind of McFarland #7 - Whenever I read about a "Gesture-based interface", this is what I picture.




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