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Mind of McFarland Round 3, aka “He’s really still doing these?”

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It’s funny, as soon as I started making these graphics, I realized how many of these sorts of thoughts go through my head on a regular basis. As soon as one crosses my mind now, I make note of it. I’ve already got a few weeks worth of backlog. So, in other words, it doesn’t look like I’ll stop making these any time soon…

This week we cover slacker snails, Billy Madison and Garden State references, anthropomorphized cars, and dreams of peace in the middle east conveyed by advertising mascots. Ready to waste another 73 seconds of your life?

Mind of McFarland #15 - I like pleasant words that sound like unpleasant ones, because I like to imagine news about the Istraeli-Palestinian power snuggle.

 

Mind of McFarland #16 - I always want to tell these trucks to stop looking at me (image of a Schwan's truck)

 

Mind of McFarland & 17 - I like when my girlfriend's car is parked next to mine. Otherwise, I feel like they're fighting.

 

Mind of McFarland #18 - I'm convinced that slugs are just homeless snails. I tell them to get a job and stop making excuses so they can afford a shell of their own.

 

Mind of McFarland #19 - I'd like to sleep in a huge tortilla, so I could eat my way out every morning. Just so long as a giant didn't try to eat me in my burrito slumber.

 

Mind of McFarland #20 - Logic dictates that "Noodles & Company" is run by a guy named Noodles. This is what I picture he looks like. (Picture of a mobster)

 

Mind of McFarland #21 - I totally did this one. No joke here, just thought you should know. (Zach Braff gas pump scene from Garden State)




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